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Behind every B __ tch Theres a guy who made her that way |
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I made u a cookie.....but I ate it...hehe lol |
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If you think sex hurts, then your doing it the wrong way. |
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Two words guys hate the worst are "DONT" and "STOP" but if you put them together then guys love those words! ;-) |
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TGIF : Toes Go In First |
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Act your age - Mosh 4 life! |
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I'm not afraid of squirrels, just Xerox machines -- which is a whole different story! |
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Its Thanksgiving...so u better be giving thanx for him giving!!! |
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So im in dis careers expo rite, d lawyer says summunt bout a analogy, he den asks if we know what a analogy was... I reply loud enough for the whole hall to hear "You suck like a w h o r e" he says, "yes, thats correct" |
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Can I drive your stick or should I be the passenger? |