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  • Found an old notebook with a bunch of my old poems in it... Most of them suck

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  • Who wants to go to Narnia with me?

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  • Its only after you have lost everything that your free to do anytig.....

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  • You know that awkward moment after a long long years of moving on, then you accidentally bumped with the girl who used to be your world, together with her boyfriend. oh oww!

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  • Mcdonalds R Burgerking they're both fast food so ill take a foot long from subway but having a taste for chinese...i look in my pocket and what do i see i just laughed and said ill have some more left over roast beef

    by shannon
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  • You make me want to write bad poetry.

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  • I wish you'd appear in my bed as often as you appear in my News Feed.

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  • They say when life gives you lemons make lemonade,but me i prefer to juggle them around for a while and entertain myself, until i break out in hives.

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  • Ha! I finished it! Finally over the writer's block :)

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  • How the hell do I write a poem about her? Massive writers block.

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