Ha! I finished it! Finally over the writer's block :)

How the hell do I write a poem about her? Massive writers block.

That awkward morning when you walk into school and all your friends look at you because you're showing a lot of skin

I'm too hard headed to be eaten by zombies.
-Tessa Hazzard

I plead the right to bear guns. Oh, no. Not the guns you're thinking of *troll face intended*
-Tessa Hazzard

That moment when a gay guy is cute: "Ugh. Get you're butt over here. Be straight. Marry me."
-Tessa Hazzard

My neighbors cat is a reincarnation pornstar.
-Tessa Hazzard

Just being awky-awky-awkward like that.
-Tessa Hazzard

You know how they have doctor pepper ten? I think they should have doctor pepper sixx. Yes, to x's.
-Tessa Hazzard
via BVB

That awkward moment when you get more shares on a photo than the amount of friends....
that never happens.
-Tessa Hazzard