Funny Quotes

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  • I use the face ':4' instead of ':3' to officially label the fact I'm weird :4.
    -Tessa Hazzard

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  • I put the R in MCR
    -Tessa Hazzard

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  • The HALLMRAK channel is where good actors and actresses go to die!

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  • I'm becoming quickly convinced that I accidentally joined a tween poetry site.kids...go to bed and sleep it off

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  • Dont chat with me if u r not going to use emoticons >_<
    it makes me feel im chatting with some emotionless robot ;-;

    by Areeba
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  • I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet.

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  • Kiera Knightley is by far the prettiest person ever.

    Except for Johnny Depp, of course.

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  • "You said you love her, She says she loves him, Then he says he loves me, but then I love him. What a trouble-some love square"

    by IvAnIeR
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  • Guess who is still together after all the crap they have been through? My butt cheeks.

    by Seph
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  • I feel like an earthquake but its not my fault!

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