You know what you never used to see?...woman happy to be dressed like street walkers :)

My high school had a Head Start program for homosexuals, it was called Drama Club.

What if a priest ,in the middle of performing mass,suddenly stopped..raised his arms over his head..and yelled "this is ridiculous"?

If i was a chocolate i'd be a hot chocolate

Sometimes i wish i were a nicer person but then i laugh and continue my day

Why does anyone care what the NRA thinks? We didn't ask the Klan for civil rights legislation.

Why do tests on animals if we have pedophiles in prison.

I just happen to reach back there behind my boot ..... and by golly there are straps back there!

"It's hard to kill a ghost with an imaginary Light Sabre!"

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant, I am just getting more awesome.