"It's hard to kill a ghost with an imaginary Light Sabre!"

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant, I am just getting more awesome.

Im a disney freak and i know it

When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside.
-Me to the fridge.

Screw soccer.... if I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd just take my friends to the bar.

I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter.

Expecting a song in about an hour.

When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up shell write a song called, 'I Went In The Wrong Direction.'

Does "RN, BSN" stand for "Really Naughty, Beautiful Seductive Nurse"?

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way.
But if you don't, you'll only find excuse.

~ nac