Im a disney freak and i know it

When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside.
-Me to the fridge.

Screw soccer.... if I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd just take my friends to the bar.

I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter.

Expecting a song in about an hour.

When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up shell write a song called, 'I Went In The Wrong Direction.'

Does "RN, BSN" stand for "Really Naughty, Beautiful Seductive Nurse"?

If you really want to do something, you'll find a way.
But if you don't, you'll only find excuse.

~ nac

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that sh!t. Then stare into the corner and whisper tenderly, "This is for you."

The worst thing about the weekend is the week that comes after.