Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...

Girls are like Internet Domain names; the ones I like are already taken.

He who gets married again, deserves all that happens to him :)
Shokry Al-Qubati

Well, I hope you don't misunderstand me, I'm just flirting with you :)
Shokry Al-Qubati

I will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt your own existence.

It's so cold out this morning I seen two gang bangers with their pants pulled up.

My social life is very bad
my street dog sufferring from lung cancer because of over smoking..

Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.

(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) ... Because...That's how I roll...

I like scrolling through my apps really fast. It feels like the big wheel on the "price is right"