Funny Quotes

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  • It is impossible for God to believe in women! If not impossible, after creating the eve, he would not have kept the tree of the forbidden fruit alive.

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  • The human ear is three, Listening with two ears. Another ear is not mundane, invisible. Which "Advice" brings out!

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  • There are a lot of lies going around and half of them are true.

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  • Laughing at your own jokes, is the greatest flattery for yourself!

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  • Stupidity makes me realize something
    ....how smart you are! but how?

    by Hope
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  • I am able to read my wife's thoughts. However at times she forgets to write them.

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  • Some people want to be in vogue even at the cost of being a rogue.

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  • Something is wrong when your latest love is; yourself!

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  • If you draw the gun and don't shoot right, you're shot down! - Tapan Ghosh

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  • I thought we were on the same page...until I realized we weren't even in the same book....

    by kjforce
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