Crash the party inside your mind, just so you can say you live life on the edge :p

If you're on the bridge
and the one you love is going to fall off the bridge
but your holding one of her/his hand?

remember if you love him/her
you have too.....

LET HER/HIM GO x]

Okay, what does this dress say to you? Uh...beware of crazy ladies who talk to dresses?

Yes, we did share a lot of chemistry, but that was before the lab blew up.

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.

Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Who says nothing is impossible ?
I've been doing nothing for years ~

-- NxC

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless their are three other people.

If someone treats you like a bug, crawl in their nose and make them sneeze.