Okay, what does this dress say to you? Uh...beware of crazy ladies who talk to dresses?

Yes, we did share a lot of chemistry, but that was before the lab blew up.

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.

Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Who says nothing is impossible ?
I've been doing nothing for years ~

-- NxC

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless their are three other people.

If someone treats you like a bug, crawl in their nose and make them sneeze.

I feel like a box of tinker toys scattered belief system different moods, there's many pieces in here. I'd imagine they weigh a ton, but are fun sized bits that make up a bouncy heart.

If you ever get lost or discouraged seek out greener pastures and better spots.