She said "life's a witch and then you die"

I said only if you became a witch to get by.

Quality is better than quantity when I can only have one, because 2 weeks later I'll remember a quality joke, and forget 5 mediocre ones.

I'm self- centered, but don't like an audience.

There goes my changes of being a centerpiece.

Those who rely only on facts and figures are impressive in concrete.

Can we rescue them in a creative way, or are they too written in stone?

One of my biggest fears is being cemented into a concrete world where there are so many facts and figures that I can't move freely.

Let me build castles in the air and don't look for solidity in my array of imagination.

I have done a few foolish things in the pursuit of happiness.

I can do a few more, and may not find total happiness, but I'm sure to have some good laughs and learning experiences with the tears.

If a fact is proven, but is cold and hard I can use my creative mind to not believe it.

I'm spewing my raw guts with these quotes, don't say ewww, but stand back.

Irony can be so fun that you shouldn't always look for a reason or try to fix it.