Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
-Grancho Marx

Common sense is like deodorant; those who need it most don't use it.

Guy jeans w/hand prints on the back pockets!
And your not gay or strange?
Hmmm..

"Word of Advice: Don't ever look at your brother's computer screen under any circumstances."

You traded your iPhone 4 for an extra inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.

-True trollers should know how to do the troll face

Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'

We humans are unique among animals...
one example: we park in driveways and drive in driveways; though it should be the other way: driveways have less traffic!

Crash the party inside your mind, just so you can say you live life on the edge :p

If you're on the bridge
and the one you love is going to fall off the bridge
but your holding one of her/his hand?

remember if you love him/her
you have too.....

LET HER/HIM GO x]