Funny Quotes

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  • A logic thinker never runs out of problems to solve.

    A creative thinker can sometimes not see a problem, but can see a joke. They can create problems too. We can also invent our way out.

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  • If someone is hiding something could it be harmless to you but a feeling of security to them?

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  • I have noticed an inconsistency in the mental health field, Dr.

    Ya'll have so many books on what makes someone dysfunctional.

    Where's your books on what paints a picture of function?

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  • You cannot stumble when you are abed...
    2011

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  • "He has a sense of humor ....
    but it's only a sense"

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  • Love isn't blind. It's retarded.

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  • Girls , better be with a guy with goals , ambition & determination ~ 'Cause twenty years from now , 'SWAG' isn't going to pay for the bills , you know .

    by Natasha
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  • That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is homeless or a hipster

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  • Dear girls: The sooner one of you bites the bullet and becomes my girlfriend, the sooner I leave the rest of you alone. #Takeonefortheteam

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  • A good poem writer always knows when its best to climax

    by pepe
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