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"That painting is large and unattractive. It reminds me of your mother." ~ Richard Moore speaking to his daughter (Detective Conan) |
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I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me. |
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I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type. |
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I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of sh*t. |
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Okay, "anything is possible" is a total lie! You CANNOT SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR! I TRIED! |
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Asks: What do you do if you see your ex running around in your front yard covered in blood screaming for help?? |
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Whenever i take a drink and miss my mouth, i sit there with a wet chin and contemplate every failure i've had in life |
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It's high time we realise that it takes one sperm, not a man, to fertilise an egg |
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Even if you're a slayer suck all my blood except the sweet part! |