If you say 'Nobody is perfect' I'll wish if I were 'Nobody'.

There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.

You're more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.

I'd jump in front of a bus for you...As long as its not moving.

Where there's a donut shop.
There's a cop!

I swear I've gained like 2839789237891273 pounds this summer.

I am like the wind, I am hard to catch.
But trust me, I am a good catch.

By asking people not to be ignorant you are asking them not to be themselves.

Old ladies sag
Old ladies nag

When I fight with you, I'm really fighting for us..because If I didn't care, I wouldn't bother