It's high time we realise that it takes one sperm, not a man, to fertilise an egg

Even if you're a slayer suck all my blood except the sweet part!

If you say 'Nobody is perfect' I'll wish if I were 'Nobody'.

There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.

You're more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.

I'd jump in front of a bus for you...As long as its not moving.

Where there's a donut shop.
There's a cop!

I swear I've gained like 2839789237891273 pounds this summer.

I am like the wind, I am hard to catch.
But trust me, I am a good catch.

By asking people not to be ignorant you are asking them not to be themselves.