Funny Quotes

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  • "I don't watch TV. I have more important stuff to do, personal stuff. Like taking naps."

    xD Vash12349's words

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  • I feel bad for the upcoming generation. Their parents will know how to read sent messages and check browser history :p

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  • Mark Twain: Forgiveness is the fragrance that a violet sheds on the heel that crushed it.

    -_- Well *uck Violet. Imma be venus fly trap

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  • Shit happens.... But mostly to me so don't worry.

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  • "I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do." -johnny depp

    by Amanda
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  • You breathe oxygen too?! We have so much in common.

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  • The most wonderful thing that happened to humans is meeting their friends that stayed with them. I am not human so I use the word human.

    by ren
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  • I don't really care who the hell are you .
    If I'm ugly , then so are you xD

    by Natasha
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  • Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll attract a King .
    Carry yourself like a bxtch and we'll see how far you can go ~

    by Natasha
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  • Why do couples set their status to "single" everytime they fight ?
    I don't put "orphan" when I get into fight with my parents ~

    by Natasha
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