Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll attract a King .
Carry yourself like a bxtch and we'll see how far you can go ~

Why do couples set their status to "single" everytime they fight ?
I don't put "orphan" when I get into fight with my parents ~

Here goes to people whose kindness is mistaken for flirting ~ gimme five !! ^_^

Don't act like you know everything unless your name is "Google" .

I know dat everyone has the right to be stupid , but you're clearly abusing your privilege ~

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Calories
(noun)
Little critters that hide in your closet and sew your cloths tighter during the night.

Well if you don't like Adele, I can't have you in my life

A pretty girl can kiss a guy.

A bird can kiss a butterfly.

The rising sun can kiss the grass.

But you my friend, can kiss my as*!!!!

Boys are like bras; they hook up behind your back.
Girls are like condoms; they spend more time in your wallet than on your d**k.