DEAR MAKERS OF CHERRY MEDICINE,

HAVE YOU EVER TASTED A FCUKING CHERRY?

Roses are red, violets are blue. No mutual friends, who the f**k are you?
- A facebook joke

I had an x-ray done ! today and they found you in my heart. the doctor said if they took you out!!. i would die because i couldn't live without you.

by

ruby.m.munoz

I was so tired to write a full length poem. Or quote.
So I watched porn.

Every girl finds herself beautiful after
watching her pending Friend Requests on
Facebook. :P

Cockiness is confidence without confidence

Go stradle a Narwal, you chlorinated gene pool

You mad bro? ;)

You may not or may like cheese

Some ppl tell me that i need help,
some ppl can f**k off and go 2 hell