Funny Quotes

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  • I had an x-ray done ! today and they found you in my heart. the doctor said if they took you out!!. i would die because i couldn't live without you.

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    ruby.m.munoz

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  • I was so tired to write a full length poem. Or quote.
    So I watched porn.

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  • Every girl finds herself beautiful after
    watching her pending Friend Requests on
    Facebook. :P

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  • Cockiness is confidence without confidence

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  • Go stradle a Narwal, you chlorinated gene pool

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  • You mad bro? ;)

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  • You may not or may like cheese

    by Ashley
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  • Some ppl tell me that i need help,
    some ppl can f**k off and go 2 hell

    by aly
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  • Internet will never replace news paper, why? because internet does not wear out after you have read

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  • That kick ass moment when your teacher calls on you because they thought you weren't paying attention and you answer the question right! It's like what now butthead ! :b

    by Jay
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