Funny Quotes

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  • Internet will never replace news paper, why? because internet does not wear out after you have read

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  • That kick ass moment when your teacher calls on you because they thought you weren't paying attention and you answer the question right! It's like what now butthead ! :b

    by Jay
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  • You ever meet someone and your souls connect?
    Yeah, me niether.

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  • Turn off the logo's, clear all add's, if no logo was an add. clear that as well. Let me see the skies, moon and stars from my town.

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  • If I have to smack a lions ass
    Just so I can feel like I'm living life
    I'll smack both cheeks :)

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  • If ,ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all have a very mary christmas!:)

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  • When life gives you lemons squrt it in someones eyes!!!!!!!!!

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  • OH S**T TRIPPIN NUTS

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  • If life is like a box of chocolates
    Mine must have been left out in the sun

    m. ernst 2012

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  • Of all the things I have ever lost
    I miss my mind the most

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