All i know to say is get a life for your a sucka and not a pucka

Everytime I lose my head,
I seem to find my balls.

Just because I can't give something up means I am addicted to it nor I love it. I just don't want some inferior to have it...

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

Advertising for dates bring postersize smiles, in real life smiles are modest.

Sometimes I wonder where my brain went, because sometimes I cant seem to find it.

Love is not for me and im not for it so i guess that's y i ididn't show up on our wedding day! :)(:

Junk food and men are one in the same.
At first they're great and you can't get enough, but then they leave you with extra baggage.

The world: we've got some really serious problems like global warming, mass economic failure, genocide, aids, cancer and your healthcare system is shit so we should get to work
us government: sit down i have to stop people from sharing things online

You're opinion is irrelevent because I hate you.