Funny Quotes

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  • If you see light at the end of the tunnel
    Be careful it may just be a train

    m. ernst 1992

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  • Ignorance is a vast darkness we all shine in.

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  • All i know to say is get a life for your a sucka and not a pucka

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  • Everytime I lose my head,
    I seem to find my balls.

    by Void
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  • Just because I can't give something up means I am addicted to it nor I love it. I just don't want some inferior to have it...

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  • If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

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  • Advertising for dates bring postersize smiles, in real life smiles are modest.

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  • Sometimes I wonder where my brain went, because sometimes I cant seem to find it.

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  • Love is not for me and im not for it so i guess that's y i ididn't show up on our wedding day! :)(:

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  • Junk food and men are one in the same.
    At first they're great and you can't get enough, but then they leave you with extra baggage.

    by Sharon
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