Funny Quotes

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  • The world: we've got some really serious problems like global warming, mass economic failure, genocide, aids, cancer and your healthcare system is shit so we should get to work
    us government: sit down i have to stop people from sharing things online

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  • You're opinion is irrelevent because I hate you.

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  • If zombies were only looking for brains, then your safety's sure. :))

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  • When the muse turns bad....the shit hits the fan.

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  • Don't Hate Me Because Im Beautiful

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  • When a girl says "what?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.. :P

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  • Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like, "I wanna take your clothes off
    and hang them up in the closet real nice.

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  • You were so beautiful, until your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended.

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  • Did It Hurt When You Fell From The W***e Tree? And Banged Every Guy You Fell On

    by Cristy
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  • ; What concert costs 45 cents ?
    50 Cent feat. Nickelback .

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