Shit man, almost went to jail...
that game of monopoly is intense.

Ugh, what is it, Assh-le day?

"Where's Chris?
Oh, I smacked him into next week. He'll be back on Tuesday." -Everybody Hates Chris

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." lol.

Cutest fight
Girl
I want to end this relationship,
i wil return you everything which you gave me!
Boy
ok! lets start with
“Kisses

Girlfriend It's 2 tight rnBoyfriend:Dontt worry,I well put it slowly,Girlfriend:Push it in,Boyfriend:Ah..I cant Girlfriend:its painful Boyfriend Forget it.ll buy a new WEDDING RING!

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her

The clever scholar questions who you are, but the wise scholar knows that the question he has is irrelevant, and should instead focus on other things.

Yup. Nothing wastes time like facebook.

If micheal jackson was an animal,he would be a camilain. he can change colors!