MAN. My friend had so many songs on her ipod that ipeed. ipood is too gross.

Me: Hey, God, what's a million years to you?
God: A minute.
Me: what's a million dollars to you?
God: A penny.
Me: Can I have a penny?
God: In a minute.

Shit man, almost went to jail...
that game of monopoly is intense.

Ugh, what is it, Assh-le day?

"Where's Chris?
Oh, I smacked him into next week. He'll be back on Tuesday." -Everybody Hates Chris

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." lol.

Cutest fight
Girl
I want to end this relationship,
i wil return you everything which you gave me!
Boy
ok! lets start with
“Kisses

Girlfriend It's 2 tight rnBoyfriend:Dontt worry,I well put it slowly,Girlfriend:Push it in,Boyfriend:Ah..I cant Girlfriend:its painful Boyfriend Forget it.ll buy a new WEDDING RING!

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her

The clever scholar questions who you are, but the wise scholar knows that the question he has is irrelevant, and should instead focus on other things.