Funny Quotes

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  • If my life were a pickle, I would ask it: "Why are you so bumpy??" xPP

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  • I take smugly bummy boys n turn them in to thinking smart still blah ash boys sweap them in a pile n forget about them toys

    by Deanna
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  • Why dont you flush the toilet.... Saves on gas!!! (boyfriend kyle)

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  • "Go get me an animal. I'm half naked and I can't move." -my best friend

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  • Even the ass of a dog sees the light of day

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  • You know it,
    you love it,
    you want it?
    you can't have it!!

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  • Il tell you i love u till the day i die when we get married!

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  • Hey i LOVE u but i will not take a bullet thru my brain nor die for you cuz i kno u wont do the same( iam not bruno mars)lol

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  • LOL Let me guess he said he loved you,you gave him your all and now he wants more just not from you smh

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  • I'm not sort, your just abnormally tall.

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