Four emotional stages of P.M.S..1. Ranting about life. 2.Crying about everything possible 3. Pissed off at the world. 4. Extremely Turned on...Lmao

I did not hit you,
...
i simply hive-fived your face.

*not by me.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this is my bent arm, this is my spout. there's no medical name for what i've got,,, i'm partly human, partly a pot

lol

If You Can't Beat Em...Join Em....If You Cant Join Em....Kill Em

Matt Murdock: So does every guy have to go through all this just to find out your name?
Elektra: You should try asking for my number.

I've got too much crap going on that i cannot afford to deal with stupid people. So please go away.

I could eat a bowl of alphebet soup and crap a better conversation than you

Light travels faster than sound. that is why people seem bright until they speak.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing :P

Having the love of your life break up with you && saying we can still be friends is like your dog drying, and your mum saying that you can still keep it.