Somebody left me a compliment on my driving the other day. They left me a little note that said "Parking Fine."

My best life experience was when i was in my mother's womb. There i could tell her what to eat, drink and wear.

I like it when people are like "don't label me!" I like chasing them around with label-makers. And they yell "Nooo!". What? That's what they're for.

Do you want to know what really bugs me? What? No? You don't want to hear me complain? Okay..

You cant stop trouble coming through the door but you dont have to offer it a chair to sit on

I'm not the girl your mom warned you about,
Her imagination was never this good.

I'll stop stabbing, when you stop screaming.

I haven't lost my mind!
It's just sitting at home, next to my common sense.

Facebook Stalking:
Because I'm to lazy to actually stalk you

Life is like a box of choclates, people throw a bunch of nasty candy inside and expact you to eat them