Theyre laughing at us because were idiots. were laughing at them because they just figured that out!

I'm not staring at your butt;
I'm just admiring your back pockets

Guys are like bubble rap...they look tough, but are really fragile...one little thing can make them explode...and they are extremely loud when they do!

A penny for your thoughts
a nickle for a kiss
a dime if you tell me that you love me ....
imagine what i'd do for a quater

I am aware I have no pants on, but thats no need to shout it out in public.

Girl: Sometimes I just feel like you never notice me...Charles...I think we should break up...

Charles: WHAT THE HELL?!
Benches aren't supposed to talk!!

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits,
abuse, broccoli, o-zone holes, sexism, prejudice,
stupid guys, pms, and broken hearts:
why are you telling me to 'have a good day'?

When the very first man discovered that cows give milk, what was he doing?

After friend tells the story of himself betting all on red on Roulette and losing:

"Ohhh dude that sucks.. you should have picked black!"