Ding Dong

by Timothy

Ding Dong,
Darn it, my two foot Kong...

Hamsters are people too. WIN

by Timothy

I look down at you,
Small poppet...

The Idiot

by DavidPCarroll

There once was an idiot named Lou
Who would always lose his shoe...

The Golf Fanatic

by Danny

The game of golf it must be said.
Should not be played, while your in bed...