Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • He's Only Using You (6)

    by Mikelita Jean

    Can't you see he's only using you 2 get to me
    Are you blind...

  • You are yummy! (6)

    by Timothy

    Your skin is so smooth,
    You have a magnificent thigh...

  • All i wanna do (6)

    by jLegendc

    I wanna tease you all the time,
    Just try to catch me when I'm running around...

  • Girls Best Friend: boy wat do u have to say for...
    Boy: Im sorry....... NOT hahaha...

  • Dear sir,
    after long consideration, deep meditation and...

  • The Lonely Cabbage (6)

    by Navy Blue Heart

    There was once a lonely cabbage,
    As lonely as can be...

  • Blonde/brunette/redhead (joke) (6)

    by x..bittersweet..x

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a...
    She says no, and the executioner shouts...

  • Leave me alone! Back off Jack!
    I'm doing what i want and not looking back...

  • Bla bla bla (6)

    by ariana

    The girl says: This place is a mess! Common! You...

  • The first time with him (6)

    by Lucky*Charm

    I was so afraid, I mean who wouldn't be. The 1st...
    WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!! HA...

  • Food Fight (6)

    by dragon

    I went to school some time ago, with hopes of...
    but most of the time I got in trouble, my plans...

  • Love Stinks (6)

    by Daisy if you do

    My best friend had a party about a year ago
    To celebrate the birthday of her brand new beau...