Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • What a relief (Senyru) (9) 3

    by Mr. Darcy

    I awake and sense
    a warm wetness down below...

  • So... Hot (resubmitted) (9)

    by Molly Elizabeth

    Boy you think your so damn hot.
    Well I'm here to tell you that your not. Other...

  • Boys (9)

    by FAKE-is-the-new-trend

    Big butts and boobs thats all a guys looking for,
    and they'll like you more...

  • The dangers of texts! (9) 5

    by AngelaLuisaCory

    The Dangers of Texts
    Written for a very young friend (only 22) who I...

  • On tip-toe with no paws;
    I quietly made my way along...

  • Giving Head (9)

    by lostwithin

    Giving head is something I don`t do,
    You may like it ,but thats too bad for you...

  • My first kiss... (8)

    by Molly Elizabeth

    Do you remember
    our first kiss...

  • I'm glad I'm a woman
    I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am...

  • Homegurlz(or Not!!!!) (8)

    by KRAZYCHULA

    I'm tired of all these haters
    most of them are homegirls...

  • I played you! (8)

    by CuPcAkEs AnD rAiMbOwS

    Roses are dead,
    Violets are too...

  • First Kiss (8)

    by Jenny P

    I told him I needed a moment,
    A moment I wouldn't forget...

  • Typical Male (8)

    by Jorga

    I got an angel sent from the sky, I thanked you 4...