When I first saw you in spanish class
I just wanted to tap that ass...
U r my honey bunch,
sugar plum...
Dearest Boys,
This is a notice for all you men...
R0BERT i miss u s0 s0 much
even th0ugh we're still in t0uch...
A grandma and grandpa sat poised on a porch
as in love as when they first met...
I promised I'd have us a place.
Thought I had the deal clinched...
My girl got a g-string,
never thought she would...
A bESt fRiEnd WouLd leT yOu DAnCe wiTh a boY...
bUT a TrU FrIEnd WoUld YElL bOy bAc uP She MiNE...
If you love something, set it free!
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours...
Chocolate sprinkles
And a paper bag...
Why are men so lazy?
they're afraid to wash their own clothes...
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly...
His wife looked at him and said, "What the...