Roses are red,
Violets are Blue...
Why my wife loves me:
1) She LETS me sleep on the couch...
What He Says When You're Dating
An at-a-glance guide to his love talk...
I know two girls,
Christine and Christin...
You lied to me and you lied to my friends.
You lied to the world about who you are...
You sit right across from me in algebra
When you turned around to ask me I thought he...
He loves me
he loves me not...
Why r guys such @$$holes?
Why do they lie right to your face...
There was once a lonely cabbage,
As lonely as can be...
You do what i want you do what i please you do Wat...
There once was a guy named matt
he was really fat...
I really love you,
I swear I do...