We met one summer in a beer garden
I was fascinated by your smile...
Your my friend till the end of the world
Until we get attacked by an evil squirrel...
A mother and a father were having their room...
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Lifetime couples are like butte cheeks. Still...
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue...
Why my wife loves me:
1) She LETS me sleep on the couch...
You lied to me and you lied to my friends.
You lied to the world about who you are...
So perfect with your slender frame
And soldiers solemn stance...
I told her I loved her
But is it true...
I thought I loved you
I thought I cared...
Your boy tells you he loves you but he lies. He...
He was cheating too, with that wh0re down the...
There's a new maths teacher,
he walks in my class...