An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly...
His wife looked at him and said, "What the...
Best to peel back
And relax...
Snot Funny
I have a cold...
I am under no spell
i have no more pain...
My uncle is a 'Sneezer'
he sneezes all the time...
You think your hot shit,
but your hearts really as cold as ice...
I heard you're back with your old girlfriend
How could you get over me that fast...
I broke a dish
and mom got mad...
I know we are also matter
we cant occupy the same space at the same time...
My perfect guy is awesome
My perfect guy is sweet...
Hes teaching her arithmetic
he said it was his mission...
My mother in law is visiting
Tomorrow just at three...