This is meant to be sarcastic and cynical:
You know what I hate...
Stash the money and the drugs,
I'm a pimp and I'm the winner...
Up skirt,
Druggie dirt...
There was a boy named Walker
Everyone thought he was a stalker...
So I want to write a short poem,
dedicated to yours truly...
It went by so fast,
Although acouple seconds seems to last...
Saw the gleam in his eyes
My boyfriend's cousin, why...
Monkeys like me more than you
Your friends like me better too...
SNAPPLE FACTS
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds...
This craving i feel is strong and unrelenting,
It dominates my mind, it destroys my soul...
I step on the bus and find a seat
I've missed the rush hour, what a treat...
THERE WAS A BLONDIE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD ONE DAY...
THE BLONDIE ANGRILY PULLED HER CAR OVER AND YELLED...