Don't bug me.
Please don't bug me...
I heard the front door open,
I was in my room, getting CD's...
Get that old stuff out of here
They say...
It's that time of the year when the phone rings
and a voice says it's Inger from Sweden...
People letting each other down
Is what really makes me frown...
Cyber sex is something new.
sex in text what do you do...
This no neck mother ****er
Whom I dwarf...
2 a.m. Where do I begin?
The neighbours garbage can...
One million years before the birth of Christ
the universe was hanging on a thread...
Dear Advertisements:
You always try and catch my eye...
Queen of the Fair
Pretty as she can be...
The reason why I married her?the answers just...
I really had no clue my in-laws were outlaws...