It's that time of the year when the phone rings
and a voice says it's Inger from Sweden...
Bombs they blow stuff apart
Concrete, bricks, cars, and people...
People letting each other down
Is what really makes me frown...
I ran an ad "Prison Pen Pal Needed"
The answers to my dreams were quickly exceeded...
A phone is for phonies.
A tongue is for a kiss...
Queen of the Fair
Pretty as she can be...
Don't bug me.
Please don't bug me...
The last concert I was at, hippies were crying
that Bob had just walked off the stage, they where...
When my heart is in the net
my mind is in the commode...
Can you make me one
with everything...
My nit wit twit I confess
in 140 characters or less...
A drunkard drinks and a braggart brags
Dogs dog dogs until a dogs tail wags...