Do not blame anyone for your boredom; it's all your own fault!

It's very difficult to forget you even when you ghost me.

Sometimes you need backup to backup your backup plans.

Obsess with those who accept you!

Misery is a state of mind.

Why suffer? Just go on a safari.

Asking to be paid high rates drives away potential projects.

The curse of bedwetting forces you to test and find many ways of coping with it including waterproof macintosh bedspreads, alarms, bladder training plus more.

Crying after losing a soccer final is what you do to opponents when you win; karma comes back around.

Unhappiness is when you covet what you do not possess instead of enjoying what you already have.