Funny Poems About Life

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  • Ssshhh!!!

    by joseph santacruz

    A chap moved in next door and he was always...
    a salesmen was he and noise he was selling...

  • Six O'clock Shadow

    by joseph santacruz

    This guy in the mirror looked a bit boyish and...
    so I put down my razor and grew me a beard...

  • Teeth Wisdom

    by joseph santacruz

    Some folks may find me rather mental
    because I write this poetry dental...

  • Ghosts

    by joseph santacruz

    It is said nine lives has a cat
    all these pussys are jealous of me because I have...

  • Big Phony

    by joseph santacruz

    All of a sudden I was feeling a bit talkative
    so I went cellphone shopping for something cool...

  • Untruths

    by joseph santacruz

    Liar! Liar! pants on fire!
    to hear the truth is your desire...

  • He wipes the cheetoh dust from his fingers
    As he leans forward to type...

  • Mustang

    by joseph santacruz

    No longer a bucking bronco,chomping at the bit
    true love galloped into my life and horse sense...

  • Goof

    by joseph santacruz

    Hey friend! its time that I fess' up
    its becoming clear once again Ive messed up...

  • Snow job

    by joseph santacruz

    When it comes to snow I am not pleased
    I really dont like to stand and freeze...

  • Plane Foolishness

    by joseph santacruz

    If you wish to see me unravel
    then book me on a little air travel...

  • Devil in my car

    by joseph santacruz

    Im on interstate ten in my new Mercedes Benz just...
    up ahead a thumb in the air a stranded brother and...