Constantly hungry and for food always wishing
an idea I cooked up? slinging hash in the kitchen...
I'm not as sharp as I once was
to much highness is because...
This is joy so divine and this beauty all mine
It's stupendous and grand, makes me feel like a...
Once so young and seeking adventure
now Im older looking at dentures...
A chap moved in next door and he was always...
a salesmen was he and noise he was selling...
This guy in the mirror looked a bit boyish and...
so I put down my razor and grew me a beard...
Some folks may find me rather mental
because I write this poetry dental...
It is said nine lives has a cat
all these pussys are jealous of me because I have...
All of a sudden I was feeling a bit talkative
so I went cellphone shopping for something cool...
Liar! Liar! pants on fire!
to hear the truth is your desire...
He wipes the cheetoh dust from his fingers
As he leans forward to type...
No longer a bucking bronco,chomping at the bit
true love galloped into my life and horse sense...