Funny Poems About Life

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  • Kitchen Wishing

    by joseph santacruz

    Constantly hungry and for food always wishing
    an idea I cooked up? slinging hash in the kitchen...

  • Marbles

    by joseph santacruz

    I'm not as sharp as I once was
    to much highness is because...

  • The Wonder of it All

    by Scum Queen

    This is joy so divine and this beauty all mine
    It's stupendous and grand, makes me feel like a...

  • Bell Bottoms

    by joseph santacruz

    Once so young and seeking adventure
    now Im older looking at dentures...

  • Ssshhh!!!

    by joseph santacruz

    A chap moved in next door and he was always...
    a salesmen was he and noise he was selling...

  • Six O'clock Shadow

    by joseph santacruz

    This guy in the mirror looked a bit boyish and...
    so I put down my razor and grew me a beard...

  • Teeth Wisdom

    by joseph santacruz

    Some folks may find me rather mental
    because I write this poetry dental...

  • Ghosts

    by joseph santacruz

    It is said nine lives has a cat
    all these pussys are jealous of me because I have...

  • Big Phony

    by joseph santacruz

    All of a sudden I was feeling a bit talkative
    so I went cellphone shopping for something cool...

  • Untruths

    by joseph santacruz

    Liar! Liar! pants on fire!
    to hear the truth is your desire...

  • He wipes the cheetoh dust from his fingers
    As he leans forward to type...

  • Mustang

    by joseph santacruz

    No longer a bucking bronco,chomping at the bit
    true love galloped into my life and horse sense...