Funny Poems About Life

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  • wake up (senryu) (7) 5

    by Mr. Darcy

    through my grazing mind
    unicorns suddenly jolt...

  • Nathan (7) 1

    by Cotton Candy Clouds

    My name is Nathan.
    I like to eat food...

  • And Ode to My TP (6)

    by Renee

    My TP....
    your so damn soft...

  • There once was (6)

    by XfromwithinX

    There once was a girl called hazel,
    She was born in a cradle...

  • The bride's a skank,
    The groom's a punk...

  • WHAT DOES YOUR HORSE THINK OF YOU?
    I think I’ll ask my horse Whiskey, a spirited...

  • My Job (6)

    by Tracy D Rollings

    I woke up this morning, wasn't feeling any pain
    hoping for the sunshine, but ended up with rain...

  • Ode to a Toaster (6)

    by omgitsmina

    Oh toaster, how you do shine
    You give me toast all of the time...

  • Primordial Soup (6)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I know you think I am full of poop
    Evolved from primordial soup...

  • Crayola 96 (6)

    by kristen

    Crayola 96
    Today I went to school...

  • People think that writing these poems makes me try
    Over and over again to make everybody sigh...

  • Keep it on the track... (6)

    by bleed_me_slow

    He pulled up next to me revving his engine,
    In his sports car he wanted to get my attention...