I wrote this for my English class for our...
Before I lay down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep...
A century old argument I write of
That involves a woman and a man...
Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter is...
St. Peter says "Who was the first man on...
Thou shalt not
Eat thine dinner...
Night after night,
i find myself on the seat of my toilet...
And I'm proud to be an American where my farts can...
And I don't mean to disrespect the ones in the car...
I really don't know where to start,
But here is a poem about a fart...
Part of me is vibrant yellow
full of life and joyful...
My eyes deceived me,
as the smell of cotton candy...
People on the couches
people on the bed...
"It's irritable bowel" the doctor did...
I had to make an appointment today...