Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a...
Investigators set about to determine how a fully...
No matter
how much we...
Mi friend and i came up with these all by our...
1) Thou shall never lose her morals or her shoes...
A reincarnated egg once said if I had a nickel...
I would be doing alright, I could make more than...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee...
Where could it have gone?
It's something everyday...
Sometimes penises get horny and hard
and you swing them around...
And I'm proud to be an American where my farts can...
And I don't mean to disrespect the ones in the car...
Part of me is vibrant yellow
full of life and joyful...
It's only second period,
and I feel one coming up...
Before I lay down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep...
No fancy paper, no fountain pen
not even a card from me to send...