This damn banging in my head
waking up is what I dread...
Drink a keg
smoke a bowl...
No longer whistles do I hear
When construction zones I'm walking near...
You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee...
When a girl asks you "does this make me look...
how the heck are you supposed to answer that...
Spinning around
prancing for joy...
1. Don't make the guy ask YOU out. it actually...
2. DON'T EVER TELL A GUY THAT YOU'RE AFRAID TO...
How I corrupted Death
You come for me on all hallows eve...
Walking through faces she is completely alone,
And she dreams of times when she has not a home...
M-makes the first moves
E-everything you want and dont want combined...
I like to write, I hate to learn
Deep down inside I have this yearn...