Funny Poems About Life

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  • This damn banging in my head
    waking up is what I dread...

  • Stoner's Rule (22)

    by Kaleigh

    Drink a keg
    smoke a bowl...

  • Invisible Woman (14) 3 WIN

    by Anna Stephens

    No longer whistles do I hear
    When construction zones I'm walking near...

  • Now I've Met You (8)

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
    Twice the size and twice the stated age...

  • It's A girl Thing. (4)

    by Love Bug

    I shave my legs,
    I sit down to pee...

  • Trick question from girls (42)

    by Switchblade89

    When a girl asks you "does this make me look...
    how the heck are you supposed to answer that...

  • Enjoyable

    by Amanda Jo

    Spinning around
    prancing for joy...

  • Advice For Girls (17)

    by Matthew A.

    1. Don't make the guy ask YOU out. it actually...
    2. DON'T EVER TELL A GUY THAT YOU'RE AFRAID TO...

  • How i corrupted Death (7) 2

    by Grant Gilbert AKA Slash

    How I corrupted Death
    You come for me on all hallows eve...

  • Walking through faces she is completely alone,
    And she dreams of times when she has not a home...

  • M~e~n (3)

    by SoUrNameIsTia

    M-makes the first moves
    E-everything you want and dont want combined...

  • Superstar

    by Karen

    I like to write, I hate to learn
    Deep down inside I have this yearn...