Funny Poems About Life

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  • L.i.f.e (2)

    by Jazzmyn

    Life is like milk. It has an expiration date.
    Or you could say that life's like a potato. yes, a...

  • In my words... (journey of life)

    by Sai Vara Prasad Potharaju

    The journey of life starts from a cradle,
    In which everyone has to paddle...

  • Taking a dump (5)

    by Mike

    Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
    Does it come cold or does it come hot...

  • "God is everywhere",
    the teacher said in class...

  • Ner ner ner.

    by Sam Azam

    By the power vested in me...
    I now pronounce you...

  • Stoner Poem (1)

    by britt

    Stoners live, stoners die, in the end we'll all be...
    Stoners live, stoners die, in the end we'll all be...

  • This is Me (2)

    by Autumn

    I wear my pajamas all day Long,
    and I still sing along to Michael Jackson songs...

  • That Dreaded Beep (10)

    by *Charisma*

    I'd love to throw it at the wall
    Hit it every time it calls...

  • Elmer the turtle. (3)

    by Mass Murder

    This is the story of Elmer
    my dear, turtle friend...

  • Who droped the soap?!
    Who ever did better hope...

  • I understand that friends are forever, and its...
    If its hugs you crave, I'm there. If its advice...

  • *** I didn't write it... just thought it was...
    A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an...