Life is like milk. It has an expiration date.
Or you could say that life's like a potato. yes, a...
The journey of life starts from a cradle,
In which everyone has to paddle...
Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
Does it come cold or does it come hot...
"God is everywhere",
the teacher said in class...
By the power vested in me...
I now pronounce you...
Stoners live, stoners die, in the end we'll all be...
Stoners live, stoners die, in the end we'll all be...
I wear my pajamas all day Long,
and I still sing along to Michael Jackson songs...
I'd love to throw it at the wall
Hit it every time it calls...
This is the story of Elmer
my dear, turtle friend...
Who droped the soap?!
Who ever did better hope...
I understand that friends are forever, and its...
If its hugs you crave, I'm there. If its advice...
*** I didn't write it... just thought it was...
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an...