Funny Poems About Life

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  • Cow Pie

    by Robert Meuser

    Cow Pie
    I stepped upon a cow pie...

  • Silly Little Girl (3)

    by DoodlingDaydreamer

    (little girl talking to her mother)
    Mom, one day I'll rule the world, everyone will be...

  • Better with time (8)

    by keithnwv

    My hair is turning grey
    but at least its there...

  • *** I didn't write it... just thought it was...
    A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an...

  • Crowded halls, people pushing,
    Binder falling to the ground...

  • I was told,
    "Not everything is as it seem's.&quot...

  • Taking a dump (5)

    by Mike

    Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
    Does it come cold or does it come hot...

  • Ner ner ner.

    by Sam Azam

    By the power vested in me...
    I now pronounce you...

  • Stoner Poem (1)

    by britt

    Stoners live, stoners die, in the end we'll all be...
    Stoners live, stoners die, in the end we'll all be...

  • This is Me (2)

    by Autumn

    I wear my pajamas all day Long,
    and I still sing along to Michael Jackson songs...

  • That Dreaded Beep (10)

    by *Charisma*

    I'd love to throw it at the wall
    Hit it every time it calls...

  • Elmer the turtle. (3)

    by Mass Murder

    This is the story of Elmer
    my dear, turtle friend...