Cow Pie
I stepped upon a cow pie...
(little girl talking to her mother)
Mom, one day I'll rule the world, everyone will be...
My hair is turning grey
but at least its there...
*** I didn't write it... just thought it was...
A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an...
Crowded halls, people pushing,
Binder falling to the ground...
I was told,
"Not everything is as it seem's."...
Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
Does it come cold or does it come hot...
By the power vested in me...
I now pronounce you...
Stoners live, stoners die, in the end we'll all be...
Stoners live, stoners die, in the end we'll all be...
I wear my pajamas all day Long,
and I still sing along to Michael Jackson songs...
I'd love to throw it at the wall
Hit it every time it calls...
This is the story of Elmer
my dear, turtle friend...