Funny Poems About Life

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  • Pipe

    by Maren L Johnson

    Some men only want a warm place to lay pipe.
    They will revel in the touch of lips on satin...

  • In the rough (7)

    by Mr. Darcy

    Compasses in hands across the land;
    Let us gather around and make a plan...

  • Who likes bugs? (7)

    by CRAFTY KEN

    Who likes bugs?
    They hide everywhere in our house; in your hair...

  • Summer holidays,
    oh what fun...

  • Sitting on the loo...

  • You Can't Consider This Food (2) 1

    by Good Enough

    What is this placed on my plate?
    A slime of what looks to be alive...

  • I Hate Google Maps (8) 2

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I hate Google maps
    I love to discover...

  • Half Past Four (8) 1

    by M Nioni

    Half Past Four
    At half past four, the evening news will announce...

  • In my head- out of my mind (1) 1

    by Sarah Day

    Where to start is not quite clear
    so many things locked up in here...

  • Message In A Bottle:

    by Scott Cole

    I'm up the creek
    Without a paddle...

  • Ice Cube:

    by Scott Cole

    I'm just a cold mess
    As hard as they come...

  • Tattoo:

    by Scott Cole

    Your so under my skin
    You get on my nerves...