Funny Poems About Life

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  • Meant to be tongue in cheek. Don't take yourself...
    http://soundclick.com/share?songid=6777531...

  • Sick Day (1)

    by Helena Jaster

    (This is written from the female perspective)
    Father of all life...

  • Age

    by Christopher Wry

    Denying loudly
    any age past puberty...

  • Diets Never Work (2)

    by MyxPeacefulxChaos

    I hate being judged by a number,
    I hate being measured with a scale...

  • The bride's a skank,
    The groom's a punk...

  • So their is this girl i like SO much
    i like her eyes , i like her touch...

  • Gah. school. (1)

    by Sheep

    You can't make me go
    I'll fight up a show...

  • Every month womens have pain
    and without chocolate we go insane...

  • Mothers And Dirt (free Verse) (2)

    by Robert Meuser

    Mothers and Dirt
    By: R. Meuser...

  • Stoned.

    by Shasya

    Space spins in concentric circles
    No, spirals. No, no. Circles...

  • 1. Specify that your drive-through order is...
    2. Reply to everything someone says with...

  • Goodbye Dandilion

    by Searching for Guidance

    STOP: before you read this poem I encourage you to...
    My cousin's name is Ruby...