Meant to be tongue in cheek. Don't take yourself...
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(This is written from the female perspective)
Father of all life...
Denying loudly
any age past puberty...
I hate being judged by a number,
I hate being measured with a scale...
The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk...
So their is this girl i like SO much
i like her eyes , i like her touch...
You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show...
Every month womens have pain
and without chocolate we go insane...
Mothers and Dirt
By: R. Meuser...
Space spins in concentric circles
No, spirals. No, no. Circles...
1. Specify that your drive-through order is...
2. Reply to everything someone says with...
STOP: before you read this poem I encourage you to...
My cousin's name is Ruby...