The wicked witch (short story)

by kristen

" I'll get you my skinny, and your little bo...

If I could Be an Animal

by DourParoxysm

If I wanted to be an animal,
There is only one type of animal I'd be...

Lowry Would? (5)

by Mr. Darcy

Condensation mists and covers the cold window...
With one outstretched and child inspired...

The Gym (1)

by Taylor

On days of sun
On days of snow...

Home Alone? (1)

by EclipsesChick

She heard the scream across the hall while...
A dreamy sigh and eyes closed tight, she settled...

Lotions and Potions (Monchielle) (7)

by Sylvia

Lotions, potions, magic!
TV ads, magazines...

Marriage

by moonlight2105

Did you know?
Marriage is a mutual commitment...

The One Night Stand That Wouldn't Go Away... (1)

by Stacy

There's the bed,
Here's the twist...

Pimple On My Ass (2)

by Richard S

Pimple on my ass.
Aggravating to no end...

Funny as...men-vs-woman

by blindeyes

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that...
"House for instance is feminine: la casa...

Women who multiply.....so funny

by blindeyes

Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply.
If you give her a sperm...

My Kitty Tippy's Secret

by Janice Herzog

When I was looking for a new kitten,
I wanted a girl so I'd be smitten...