Junior Wannabe Emo Kid (4)

by Lilly Tagloff

I say I'm anorexic
Just because I'm on a diet...

Rich Girls Run Out

by brie kelly wise

Been lovin on your lady
Been lovin on your mister...

Brad and Ted discuss the morning

by Lindsay

“Brad here, and were off to a very...
“Well Brad, here comes my favorite...

The Great Escape (Musette) (5)

by Mr. Darcy

My wish
Squirmy plate of...

Light Italian Dressing

by Richard S

Light Italian dressing.
Some would call a blessing...

Daisy the Duck (Children's Poem) (7)

by Sylvia

Daisy the duck, is the mother of six delightful...
devilish Delia, ditsy Doris, darling Daphne...

The Dog Can Smell My Personality

by Good Enough

The dog just disawesomed me
I hope you she might be right...

Green slimy goo

by Osita

From time to time,
from chime to slime...

I hope they think that I'm the coolest

by Seth Rowley

I don't want to be like these other men, I want to...
There's nothing wrong with asking people for help...

Men are Mars Bars, Women are Snickers (2)

by Tony

A lady considers it a sign of class,
When a gentleman leaves the seat down...

I wishh.. (1)

by recklessdreamerx3

I wish i could go back to elementary school:
- if a guy saw your underwear you weren't labeled...

You Were Never That Convincing

by Sheep

{Check back later for more poetry, this one is...