Sit down, Don't squirm!
If your not careful you'll get a burn...
The country where I was born
Where people watch porn...
OK--uh, please don't ask about the first line...
Feeding grapes to my leopards...
When you have your first kiss
it will be something you'll truly miss...
There once was a man from Washington,
He had a Canadian cheese...
*Oldie but Goodie*
I tried to kill a fly...
READ IN RHYME OF THE SONG
AND DON'T READ THE NAMES...
A girl named Suzie gazed up at the sky,
So nobody else would catch a glimpse of her funny...
Darkness chases me and follows me
They simply wont listen to a word I say...
My rubber duck
likes to frick...
I loved him so much
He was my best friend...
Roll it ,poke,it,
Light it, smoke it...