East to sea
west to land...
Getting chased by a bat
is unlucky sh*t...
Did you ever wonder,
why some people laugh...
Coffee makes me crazy.
One cup should be enough...
My job is hard to take,
It ain't no piece of cake...
Look at him,
With that blubber gut...
Dogs And Cats
By Mark Spencer...
Who Stole My Piece Of Chicken?!
By Mark Spencer...
As a chick I thought he would be no big deal,
But to my astonishment that was not to be real...
It was the year 1243
The year I was adopted...
People thought you were lame
just because of that name...
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl\'s destinstion...